The way it works: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.

Say the following questions aloud, and press play.

Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.

DON'T CHEAT.

Tag 5 people when you're done!

How does the world see me?:
You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Stones.
So... The world sees me as something I don't want? The world sees me as Mick Jagger? The world sees me as Dr. House?

Will I have a happy life?:
Rock the Casbah - The Clash
'Tis the Clash! That means I will, right? ....Right?!?

What do people really think of me?:
Man of the Year - Rude Awakening
Wait, what?

Do people secretly lust after me?:
No Day But Today - Rent
So... They do, but only TODAY? Well then.

How can I make myself happy?:
Train in Vain (Stand by Me) - The Clash
So if I stand by either this computer or the Clash, I will be happy. That's true, actually.

What should I do with my life?:
Private Life - Oingo Boingo
...Nice. (So... I'm Batman?)

Will I ever have children?:
Cry, Little Sister - Not-Actually the Sisters of Mercy
...If I have kids one of them will die and there will be incest? (Yep, I AM Batman)

What is some good advice for me?:
Get Off Of My Cloud - The Stones
Oh yeah? Well, fuck you.

What do I think my current theme song is?:
Life's Limits - Rude Awakening
...In some strange way, that works, actually

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
White Riot - The Clash
DUDE. AWESOME.

What song will play at my funeral?:
Get Over It - Rent NYTW
Oh, that's nice, really...

What type of men/women do you like?:
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Stones
...This just amuses me.

What is my day going to be like?:
Bobby Sands, MP - Black 47
Dude... The thing is PSYCHIC... (I'm in the Colour Party at the twenty-fifth anniversary of the Hunger Strike, in which Bobby Sands was the first of ten men Thatcher let die.)

Why am I here?:
Should I Stay or Should I Go? - The Clash
So, they don't know IF I'm here, let alone WHY... Noice.

What will people remember me for?:
Reptiles and Samurai - Oingo Boingo
...Umm?

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?:
Misty Morning, Albert B - The Pogues
Doubt it. But, 'tis a good song.

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?:
Clowns of Death - Oingo Boingo
AAAAAAAHHHHH!

What will this year be all about?:
Dominion/Mother Russia - the Sisters of Mercy
...Noice.

And now, once again, I refrain from "tagging" people because I don't KNOW people. Nor do I want to.